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It's a typical day in Corporate City
Typical because as always, evil is being plotted by the captain of Evil Industry, The White Shadow
Tonight's episode: All I want to do is a Doom ba Doom Doom
Minions, I have summoned you here today to announce a new member of our group, a new villain to add to the pantheon of evil that I have assembled. Please, welcome, DANGERDOOM
Suddenly, the door opens to reveal... nothing!
Where is this DANGERDOOM?
You know what? We'll just, uh, call him here
Anybody know how to use speaker phone?
Hm, okay, that didn't work, uh, let me see here, hold on... Uh, press 9 to... Do you have to, do you have to press 9 to dial out?
Yes, I have only told him that a million times!
Shh, everybody, be quiet, be quiet, come on, I want to make a good impression
DANGERDOOM, it is I, The White Sh...
What was that?
No ones there, dude
What do you mean? I have more of the message to leave, call him back
DANGERDOOM, it is I, The White Shadow, inviting you to join our group of ext...
Listen, I can't quite... I'll make it shorter, ready?
DANGERDOOM. Me, White Shadow. Wondering if you can drop by...
I thought we said 3 o'clock, I know you might have gotten bad directions, but you didn't give me a call
Three hours later with no sign of DANGERDOOM in sight
Screw him. We have no need for new members
No, no, we will not screw him!
We welcome him into the organisation
We need this guy, gentleman
He got this crazy voice, and a cool mask, and the best of all: he's evil
And as the kids say, he's old-school, hardcore, gangsta evil
He doesn't sound all that evil
DANGERDOOM, it is I, The White Shadow
I invite you to be a part of our new little family of evil
I can only promise you good times, hot women, and evil
We really need you bad, buddy
I don't want to seem like... I, I don't want to admit it, but they are kicking our asses, and If you're on our side, well, you and I could bring a new form of evil to the world
Think of it: The White Shadow and DANGERDOOM together forever
Hand and hand. Locked for life. You and me. I'm a triangle, you are my circle that completes me...
This is all sounding very gay and I apologise for that
Uhm, give me a call back if you want
You know what, forget it, I'm not interested anymore
Will The White Shadow ever get a hold of DANGERDOOM?
Will DANGERDOOM ever return The White Shadow's calls?
Find out in the next thrilling episode of Minoriteam!
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